0% tax while you're comfy. Nuke the chart 15% and our Uniswap v4 hook flips the switch: every panic sell eats a 20% exit tax — burned forever, enforced on-chain. Your tears feed the furnace. GG.
// LIVE FEED — EVERY TEAR ACCOUNTED FOR
// THREE RULES. ZERO MERCY.
Buy and sell for FREE while the chart's vibing. Zero tax, zero friction, zero excuses. Trade like a normal person (rare).
Chart drops 15%? The v4 hook flips the mode on-chain — no admin, no mercy. Panic-sellers eat a 20% tax and 100% of it gets sent to 0x0000...dead. Cry more.
Buy tax stays 0% even mid-panic. While paper hands fund the furnace, Chads feast on the dip for free. Thanks for the discount, ser.
MetaMask, Rabby, whatever. Load it with ETH. You know the drill, anon.
Copy the contract from the top bar. Only trust the CA on this page — scammers have paper hands too.
Buy at 0% tax. Then do the hard part: don't fold. The furnace is watching.